I'm so cool.

Well, Shit. I planned on having a quiet, peaceful night. Guess not, huh? It's six and I am still up, typing on this god damn computer. But, I've been up reading fan-fics and trolling people on Omegle. Life is good. For now.



*Lays on his stomach* Whatcha' thinkin' about hitler?
Hitler: Oh~ Just Nazi stuff!

I nearly pissed my pants earlier. Dad was asleep and Mom's asleep too. I'm chillin' in my room, looking for fucks to give. And I look on my wall, Giant ass spider. Right there.

Me: *Yelps and falls off bed, then runs to Mom's room* MOM. THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM KILL IT NOW!
Mom: =n= Tell me where.
Me: *Runs back to the room to see the spider dissappeared* .O. ......
Mom: There's not one in here...Go back to sleep.
Spider: *Somewhere, lurking in the shadows*
Me: *Sees the spider* OHMYGODKILLITNOW!
Mom: *Stomps on that hairy, big, fat spider with no socks, then casually leaves the room.*
Me: ;O; I COULD OF DIED! MOM'S ARE KICK ASS.